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As we do every 4th of July and New Years we've added fireworks to the credit shop. How do they work? Every 4th of July and New Years they are re-added Every time they're added we add a new color If you buy one years color you can use it every time it's added but no one else can ever buy it again You can only buy it until the 4th You can use it for the next week and every time they're added This years color is pink and blue Videos:

Website: Logging into the portal is now done through the forums In other words you only have to log in once DarkRP: Added fireworks for the 4th Thread here Added a job change cooldown after you deal damage Buffed crowbar to 35 damage It was 25 before the last gmod update Buffed stunstick to 50 damage it was 40 before the last gmod update Fixed Kombat giving broken weapons sometimes Fixed events not working You have been/will be refunded if you bought and event while it was broken (C18 and Zombies will be updated later tonight)

all you had to do is write your apology

It's been a few years, well over a few since permas were wiped. Almost 90k bans and counting. If you're not banned by console, root, haven't been banned in the past 4 weeks or haven't been deemed exceptionally toxic by CO/SAs then you've been unbaned. Some very old bans not meeting the criteria above were also wiped if you're lucky. If you were toxic enough to be remembered for whatever you did then you should expect to be on last chance. You may still be re-banned if you were toxic enough. Why would I/did I get rebanned? The sanity of our staff is of greater value than the 10ish of you who this applies to. Consider net being toxic on the internet and try your luck at an appeal some day.

ZRP and events

All: Fixed TeamSpeak reward DarkRP: Kombat: Added all normal weapons Added C4 and Incendiary Current weapon is now shown before you join Start health is now 200 Police now gain karma for arresting people 10 Karma 2 minute cooldown 10 minute cooldown for the same player Added NPC kill/death logs Added incendiary to Martinez Police may battering ram biometrics/tolls/keypads Raised prop limit for biometrics/tolls/buttons to 10 Admin keypad checker now runs /go for you Decreased volume of the lockdown sound Picture frames no longer render when faded as a fading door Fixed incendiary logging that a C4 was placed Fixed pocketed incendiary shipments displaying as empty when you rejoin the server Fixed PD tunnel blocking you after you C4 it Fixed riot shield and taser showing under the BMI tab as mayor Fixed /go not showing the name if the item you're trying to get the owner of occasionally

I would suggest a 2 prop fading door (will likely be 4 next update if no one finds too wild of a counter), large buffer space, next fading door and so on. Maybe some random shit in your buffer to force the use of an incendiary per fading door.

Website: Added orgs to SUP profiles Added org profiles All: Added tabs support to the chatbox Re-coded rank sync for TeamSpeak All you have to do is join, open a link and sign in if you haven't done it already Fixed the typing animation sometimes being active when you're not typing DarkRP: Added the Incendiary Yes you will have to modify or re-do your bases Costs the same as C4 Catches unfrozen props and players on fire (extinguish yourself with water) Door stack rule has been removed for now, it may be re-added and adjusted later: Added /sitwatcher (A+), /watcherban and /watcherunban (SA+). Added/Improved a bunch of event commands for SA+ Re-did main Danktown spawns (fixes spawning in the wall most likely) Fixed tase time being 5 seconds instead of 3

Website: Added the "Intellergent" rating This is a -rep rating 1 step above dumb for the intellergent among you who didn't notice Made the bans list use "mi", instead of "m" for minutes Fixed credits page auto filling your steamid if you're signed into the portal and attempting to gift credits All: Fixed a networking issue that caused random data to be deleted on your client Likely fixes on DarkRP: Fixes laws not changing Fixes doors appearing to be unowned Fixes all your data randomly disappearing for you or others Likely fixes similarly weird things on CW Possibly fixed some people getting stuck on "starting lua" DarkRP: Added a "copy settings to all" button to biometrics Added a command to set people to sit watchers Added a command to blacklist people from being a sit watcher Accidentally overwrote the file for this, will be added next update Added a Father George spawn to church Added perma grenades Added new methhead spawns Added a scaling overdose chance to bath salts First & second use is 0% Third use and every use after adds 5% up to 25% Added new event tools for CO & SA Entities that NPCs spawn is now auto deleted NPC no target command Event message command (no more tellall spam) Higher NPC limits Auto job setting for event votes Material whitelist bypass Changed C18 mayor office doors to Mayor and Police Chief only like Danktown Moved raid class spawns outside of any raid zones Raised premium org player limit to 150 from 100 Raised premium org rank limit to 30 from 20 Moved admin keypad checker to the build section Replaced the default Garry's Mod crosshair Reduced tase time to 3 seconds Raised milk to 75hp Police are now auto undisguised when they successfully arrest someone Gambling machines and other buyable entities no longer get deleted by C4 Fixed grenades being nameless and in the wrong slot in the weapon switcher Fixed church chairs being in the air Fixed meth head speed boost Zombies: Antlion guard busts through bases like a badass now Server now auto reloads when uptime is high and player count is low Fixed profile picture not hiding under various circumstances (C18 will be updated later tonight)

Updated Danktown to RC5a Some minor tweaks Lots of bug fixes Performance fixes Added a Jerome spawn in cemetery Adjusted dumpster spawn at church Disallowed wanting and warranting while dead Mayor grace shows formatted time now Fixed legs not rendering Fixed kombat Fixed various issues with last map update

Since half of you are occupied with online school say goodbye until summer. Probably.

All: Optimized chatbox for better FPS Lowered GC cooldown DarkRP: Map Added a 1 second delay to wants Made it so printer plates cannot be arrested Raised cooldown for locking doors after they're picked/c4'd to 60 seconds from 10 seconds Fixed the lockpick models on shipments (Sundown, C18 and Zombies will be updated later this week)

Since everyone is on an early spring break/summer at the moment Sundown is back. Sundown - Connect C18 - Connect Sundown will be set back to C18 when things slow down like last time. Due to the corona virus that could be next month or the end of summer, I don't know so don't ask. ...also Danktown RC5 within days

Credits are 20% off until April 1st. DarkRP - Buy Credits CWRP - Buy Credits MilRP - Buy Credits

there was 2 or 3 people when I checked earlier today that can actually afford to max all the new skills let alone all of them.

All: Made scrollbars visible at all times so people don't play for over a year not realizing some menus have scrollbars (You know who you are) Banning players who are not on the server you're on will now ban them on whatever server they're on Fixed twitch emotes erroring and failing to load again DarkRP/Zombies: Skills: Added karma packs to the credit shop Max skill level is now shown You now have to click again to confirm a skill purchase Added a locksmith level: Level 4: 20% faster - 9k Karma Added an 4N0NYM0U5 level: Level 4: 20% faster - 9k Karma Added Light Feet: Reduces fall damage Level 1 - 10% reduction: 500 Karma Level 2 - 15% reduction: 2.5k Karma Level 3 - 20% reduction: 5k Karma Added Big Belly: Increases your max hunger capacity Does not effect the rate you burn hunger Does not change your spawn hunger Level 1 - 125 Hunger: 1k Karma Level 2 - 150 Hunger: 5k Karma Level 3 - 175 Hunger: 10k Karma Level 4 - 200 Hunger: 15k Karma Added Gainz: Knockdown doors with thug faster Level 1 - 5% faster: 1k Karma Level 2 - 10% faster: 3k Karma Level 3 - 15% faster: 6k Karma Level 4 - 20% faster: 9k Karma Added Bedside Manner: Heal people faster as doctor Level 1 - 5% faster: 1k Karma Level 2 - 10% faster: 2k Karma Level 3 - 15% faster: 3k Karma Level 4 - 20% faster: 4k Karma Added Tiny Hands: Break free from zipties sooner Level 1 - 20% faster: 1k Karma Level 2 - 30% faster: 3k Karma Level 3 - 40% faster: 6k Karma Level 4 - 50% faster: 9k Karma Printer Plates: Added security camera props Added shelves to C18 and Zombies Government employees can no longer gravity gun printer plates Government employees will automatically get a demotion vote for using printer plates Raised health from 25 to 150 Credit Shop: Re-organized things a bit Items are sorted by price Purchased items are now at the bottom in their own category Fixed /upgrades and buying an item opening the settings menu Added police chief to mayor doors Added media player playlists Frozen players can no longer buy stuff in the F4 menu Changed setjob command to look for exact name matches before partial matches (setjob police now works, for chief you'd do "police c" or the full name in quotes) Replaced gambling machine notifications for casino owner with a profit/loss hud Raised karma earned for healing to 5 Healing notification now tells you how much karma you've earned Fixed org menu not allowing you to promote people even when you have perms to do that (C18 and zombies will be updated later tonight)

All: Fixed commands such as tele that allow multiple targets not showing properly in logs DarkRP: Added money plates Placing them into a printer causes the printer to print once They spawn in the PD anywhere from every 15 minutes to every hour and a half They have 25 HP Danktown spawns 9 C18 spawns 6 Zombies spawns 3 Added the ability to make and swap between keybind profiles Lowered C4 to 20k each (this also reduces crafting time) Lowered grenades to 100k each Opening the genome machine no longer resets your genome when you close it On properties with more than 4 co-owners you may now press F2 to view a full list of co-owners Moved police chief above police on the job list and scoreboard Raised premium org rank limit to 20 Fixed the "You're not currently in a group chat" error being spammed for no reason Fixed lottery not rounding the winnings to the nearest dollar Fixed camera, button, fading door and all other tools that use keybinds Fixed a lua error when you get PM'd while joining the server (probably) Fixed entities that have been removed in previous updates remaining in your pocket (the unusable entities you could drop but not use) Zombies: Added health bars for zombies (except headcrabs) Dictator now has its own doors as mayor does on DarkRP Sprinting as a zombie is no longer jittery (C18 and Zombies wiil be updated a little bit later)

All: Fixed twitch emotes not loading and lua erroring when you first join the server Fixed an issue where malicious servers could change your settings on SUP We recommend just not playing other servers Note: Binds, nicknames, saved videos and credit shop weapon spawn settings have been reset DarkRP: Media Players Added looping support Improved pausing to no longer freeze your game for a half second Made them actually work Note: They won't actually work until Garry's Mod updates at some point today Garry's Mod update was delayed a week, media players still work on beta branches which if you're going to use remember to take it off after the update is released Zombies: Fixed zombie run speed

that's the update after this one on the 24th.

As we do every New Years and 4th of July we've added fireworks to the credit shop. This year they're only 500 credits since it's a couple days late. How do they work? Every New Years and 4th of July they are re-added Every time they're added we add a new color combo If you buy one years color you can use it every time it's added but no one else can ever buy it again You can only buy it until the 1st You can use it until the 3rd (roughly), until the 4th or next new years. This years color is purple and orange. Videos:

CW is up. @Scott may have forgot to upload a file before he went to bed so the map will be a bit weird for the night.

PMs all replied to.

The SSD on the server that hosts CW & MilRP has died. CW will be back up in a couple of hours, CW Events and MilRP will be back up tomorrow morning (or this afternoon if you're outside the US).

Giveaway complete. Winners: @TylerK @TWO VHS COPIES OF THE IRON GIANT @Payroll Giovanni @Boatly @Kudu @Diddle @Baked Potatoes @TheOriginalJules @Beskar @Tim Cook @LeSylveon @Bunny [代理人] @Kastaling @Server Lorax @Nick

Damn I thought I was literally ruining the meta and raiding forever.