Jim Lahey

So we can use the measuring stick to finally determine who's got the biggest dick in SUP?

Does this mean that admins and mods can teleport a recently banned player back to the staff room and gangbang strangle the banned in the corner?

Cool... an M. Bison hat. I'ma use that hat when I am flying around the map and soundboard random M. Bison sound effects while physgunning stuff.

Lovely feature update... Now the important question.

So I guess if you raid using the pro thief and golden shit meta that'd make you a "Turd Burglar"

That's good to know. I was gonna say. "Some of us broke ass niggas would like to have homes too."

Whoa whoa whoa there.... $4000 for downtown books? What in the inflation hell is that?

I remember when I first saw "World" when the bug began I thought "Hey a mortal kombat where we beat eachother with weaponized globe props." I was sorely disappointed when it turned out to just be a USP fight.

Did you hear about the christmas hulk? Don't make him Svangery. You wouldn't like him when he's Svangery.

I've already burned 3 people on a cross behind the church since this update. Loving it so far.

Can we please move the hotel manager's model? Perhaps give his model to the strangler class? That man's appearance just screams "Creepy strangler with severed cat heads in his closet". It'd be a shame for that appearance to just disappear.

I saw resizable logs and got a massive hard-on. If I can have a bunch of logs all over my screen on player's /pe while I'm speccing various people and those logs are able to use the live update feature. MUA HA HA HA!!! Only one song will come to mind now.

No, do not fuck mint sir. The cooling sensation very quickly turns into a burning sensation. Like dabbing your self with a lit menthol cigarette.

Aw, this means that I cant call the FBI on climb swep users for "Errorism" The errorists have been eliminated again.

This explains those "Who the hell are you people?!" situations in the event room when I was just passing time working on a dupe or build in peace.