Jim Lahey

So we can use the measuring stick to finally determine who's got the biggest dick in SUP?

Does this mean that admins and mods can teleport a recently banned player back to the staff room and gangbang strangle the banned in the corner?

Cool... an M. Bison hat. I'ma use that hat when I am flying around the map and soundboard random M. Bison sound effects while physgunning stuff.

Lovely feature update... Now the important question.

So I guess if you raid using the pro thief and golden shit meta that'd make you a "Turd Burglar"

That's good to know. I was gonna say. "Some of us broke ass niggas would like to have homes too."

Whoa whoa whoa there.... $4000 for downtown books? What in the inflation hell is that?

I remember when I first saw "World" when the bug began I thought "Hey a mortal kombat where we beat eachother with weaponized globe props." I was sorely disappointed when it turned out to just be a USP fight.

Did you hear about the christmas hulk? Don't make him Svangery. You wouldn't like him when he's Svangery.

I've already burned 3 people on a cross behind the church since this update. Loving it so far.

Can we please move the hotel manager's model? Perhaps give his model to the strangler class? That man's appearance just screams "Creepy strangler with severed cat heads in his closet". It'd be a shame for that appearance to just disappear.

I saw resizable logs and got a massive hard-on. If I can have a bunch of logs all over my screen on player's /pe while I'm speccing various people and those logs are able to use the live update feature. MUA HA HA HA!!! Only one song will come to mind now.

No, do not fuck mint sir. The cooling sensation very quickly turns into a burning sensation. Like dabbing your self with a lit menthol cigarette.

Aw, this means that I cant call the FBI on climb swep users for "Errorism" The errorists have been eliminated again.

This explains those "Who the hell are you people?!" situations in the event room when I was just passing time working on a dupe or build in peace.

Bleach up next with my crazy suggestions. Perma Bleach.

I can and will suicide as a police when ever I damn well please! **Aims rocket launcher at feet**

Then people would just endlessly afk on limited vendor jobs. Then us admins would be required to intervene and job switch their ass. Which would then lead to the person whining at us. Which would then result in us eating donuts to cope with the stress which would drop on to the floor and attract ants. Do you want ants? Because this is how we get ants.

It's political in that I will be a police officer just to open player's cell doors and murdering them with impunity while yelling "POLICE BRUTALITY!" as theyre strangled to death.

Will the next patch be able to fix a broken marriage?

***THIS UPDATE IN A NUTSHELL FOR THE ANCIENT MILK DRINKERS!***

See that little bullet point at the bottom... Do it! I dare ya. Really "Piss" people off.

DO IT!!!! NO BALLS! Although if I may suggest. Can the option for the mouse to stay after taking items out be made a toggle in the settings tab?

Now Penguin, just for shits and giggles. Make Milk only give people 25HP. People get their wish... But with a catch.

What if I went and obsessively went and collected a shitload of printer fixers before this update? What will happen to these relics? Will they turn into something else? Will they now be rare artifacts of an age long gone years down the road that I can sell off for profit?