aStonedPenguin Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Prison Pocket: Allows you to smuggle items into jail when you're arrested 1 Slot Right click on any item in your pocket to keister/unkeister it 20% chance of bringing keistered items into jail Item gets removed when you fail Does not save when you disconnect so don't forget to unkeister it If it's a success use the prison pocket weapon to remove it while it jail Well Lubricated Skill: Higher prison pocket chances Level 1: 25% Chance - 2.5k Level 2: 30% Chance - 7.5k Level 3: 35% Chance - 12.5k Level 4: 40% Chance - 17.5k Level 5: 45% Chance - 22.5k Level 6: 50% Chance - 27.5k Known bug: Upgrading this makes your skills menu display the incorrect levels This is just a visual bug Fixed being able to carry items that are gravity gunned Fixed area trigger tool not allowing over 500hp Fixed more HUD errors Fixed SA+ tools still showing when you can't use them 2 2 11 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumo. Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 I'm going to put a gun up my ass and kill all the prisoners. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swagnastyfreak Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Kumo <3 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modern Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Shitting C4 💯 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chug jug too Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 nice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Username-1 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 I can now see why kinder eggs are banned in America 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Knife Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 No longer shall prison doors hold a man at bay. The Ass Pick is the solution. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Md-Na Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PURG3 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 still no DT_RC6 😔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deli Tuna Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 unarrest baton in my ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George_3 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Time to put a minigun in my ass 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clips Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 ahaha, nice update! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxiMercuryLaw Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 imagine all the cops see a prisoner pulled a RPG from their ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swinny Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 assblaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMA0 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 24 minutes ago, aStonedPenguin said: Fixed area trigger tool not allowing over 500hp Fixed more HUD errors Fixed SA+ tools still showing when you can't use them Yaaay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George_3 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 How do I get it out of my ass while in prison 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aStonedPenguin Posted May 19, 2022 Author Share Posted May 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, George_3 said: How do I get it out of my ass while in prison You get a success or fail notification when you get arrested. If it's a success use the prison pocket weapon to remove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ontop Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Any real changes??? :residentsleeper: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George_3 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 11 minutes ago, aStonedPenguin said: You get a success or fail notification when you get arrested. If it's a success use the prison pocket weapon to remove it. all right 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 50 minutes ago, kumo. said: I'm going to put a gun up my ass and kill all the prisoners. Well said Kumo! 47 minutes ago, BoscaDúnFear said: I can now see why kinder eggs are banned in America Because fat kids will swallow anything 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyxed Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Objects I’ve Shoved Up My Ass (SUP Edition) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.RUDY Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 (edited) Wait for the new meta of getting arrested on purpose to raid the mayor from the inside. Additional thought pd dupes are going to be needed even more so now. Edited May 19, 2022 by .RUDY Additional 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stink Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 best update Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Knife Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, aStonedPenguin said: You get a success or fail notification when you get arrested. If it's a success use the prison pocket weapon to remove it. Update that, ten percent of the time when you fail, you die of anal bleeding with an accompanying sound effect audible to everyone within a certain radius when? I mean, I'd get a fat laugh out of being the cellmate to Johnny Two-Shoes, who died when failing to pull his M249 out of his ass because his finger slipped on the trigger. Edited May 19, 2022 by Crazy Knife 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senatedude14 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Oh great. Now I gotta deal with more PD raids and prisoners breaking out. I'll keep putting you back until you can't get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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