Valentines Event:

• Actively play for 4 hours before 2/21 to earn the 'Couldn't Get a Reservation' achievement & its rewards
  • See new achievements below

Spoiler

 

 

Lootboxes:

• Daily lootboxes may now give printer/crafting boosts between 1-12 hours depending on your luck/which daily it is
• Daily lootboxes may now start all credit shop events

 

New Lootboxes:

• All new lootboxes are earned through achievements
• T2-T4 Daily Lootbox
  • Like T1s they may reward anything any other lootboxes have
  • Higher odds of giving you more/better items
• Karma Lootbox
  • It's like a money lootbox, but karma!
• T2 Item Lootbox:
  • Gives more items and higher price items
• Valentines Lootbox:
  • You might call this a T5 daily if it weren't limited

 

New Skills:

• Undercover
  • Lower disguise cooldown
  • Level 1: 20% less
  • Level 2: 40% less
  • Level 3: 60% less
  • Cannot be purchased, must be earned from the 'Master of Disguise' achievement
    • See new achievement rewards below

 

Achievements:

• Most achievements may now be prestiged
  • AKA you can complete them over and over
  • This includes achievements with rewards, you'll get the reward every time you complete it

 

New Achievements:

• Couldn't Get a Reservation
  • Actively play for 4 hours straight before 2/21
  • Rewards:
    • Hot Pink name tag
    • Blow Kiss Emote
    • 2x Valentines lootboxes
  • Not Prestigeable
  • Can only be completed until 2/21
• Gamer Hours
  • Actively play for 3 hours straight
  • Rewards T2 Daily Lootbox
  • Prestigeable
• The Grind
  • Actively play for 4 hours straight
  • Rewards the ability to spawn 2 extra printers for 4 hours
  • Prestigeable
• Achievement Achievement:
  • Prestige 200 Achievements
  • Rewards T4 Daily Lootbox
  • Prestigeable
• Bondsman
  • Pay someones bail 300 times
  • Rewards 100 - 1,000 karma
  • Prestigeable

New Achievement Rewards:

• Solid Gold
  • Produce a golden shit.
  • Rewards T3 Daily Lootbox
  • Prestigeable
• Holy Man
  • Buy 10,000 Karma from Father George
  • Rewards Karma Lootbox
  • Prestigeable
• Sewer Dweller
  • Get 250 kills as a Meth Head
  • Rewards Perma Crowbar (Must also complete D.A.R.E. Enforcer)
  • Prestigeable
• D.A.R.E. Enforcer
  • Kill 250 Meth Heads
  • Rewards Perma Crowbar (Must also complete Sewer Dweller)
  • Prestigeable
• Systemic
  • Get bailed from jail 150 times
  • Rewards 50-500 Karma
  • Prestigeable
• Gambling Addict
  • Gamble 1,000 times
  • Lose $777
  • Prestigeable
• Petty Thief
  • Successfully pick pocket 100 times
  • Rewards T2 Item Lootbox
  • Prestigeable
• Healer
  • Heal/Revive 100 players
  • Rewards 50 - 250 Karma
  • Prestigeable
• Gun Runner
  • Sell 500 guns to Sasha
  • Rewards Item Lootbox
  • Prestigeable
• El Chapo
  • Sell 500 drugs to Jerome
  • Rewards Item Lootbox
  • Prestigeable
• Master of Disguise
  • Disguise 500 times
  • Rewards Undercover skill
  • Prestigeable until Undercover skill is level 3

 

Cameras:

• Added abiltity to press E to toggle HUD
• Fixed selfie mode

 

Job Changes:

• Security Guard now spawns with a Gun License
• Mercenary now spawns with a Gun License
• Gun dealers now sell Tasers instead of Black Market Dealers

 

Dumpsters:

• Added a 20 second cooldown for trashing items spawn from a dumpster
• May now spawn Money Printers
• May now spawn Money Plates

 

Meth Head Event:

• Job slots become unlimuted
• Instead of dying nearly instantly you have up to 10 seconds to live when outside the sewers
  • Excludes when you make it into spawn
• Killing Meth Heads during this event grants you $100 and 10 Karma
• Lasts 10 minutes
• Cost 1k Credits

 

Misc:

• Added a Karma Leaderboard
• Improved AFK detection for auto demotions  in case you happen to actually be active and not move for an hour+
• Fixed player menu not opening when you're a Strangler
• Fixed raid timer starting when you attempt to crack an item you can't crack
• Fixed eventvote not warning you that your job may be changed
• Fixed lua errors when using the battering ram

6 minutes ago, aStonedPenguin said:

Security Gaurd now spawns with a Gun License

nice spelling

14 minutes ago, aStonedPenguin said:

•  
• Rewards Perma Crowbar

The great hive empire thanks you for this

16 minutes ago, aStonedPenguin said:

Gun dealers now sell Tasers instead of Black Market Dealers

does this make tase non bmi?

Just now, B R U D E W I C H said:

does this make tase non bmi?

correct, its just another gun now.

17 minutes ago, aStonedPenguin said:

Mercinary

Nice spelling 

Huge update anyways! Luv it

Nice, thank you!

Just now, aStonedPenguin said:

correct, its just another gun now.

great there goes half of my arrest quota 😞

hell yeah

 

13 minutes ago, B R U D E W I C H said:

great there goes half of my arrest quota 😞

That’s what I said.

Epic update, thanks Penguin.

Pogger update

We're 4 days early but happy valentines day @Saoirse pookie 

game changer thanks

2 hours ago, Brooklyn Style Pizza said:

Pogger update

We're 4 days early but happy valentines day @Saoirse pookie 

Saorise is my POOKIE!

I had 74 completed achievements, now it's 67. what

54 minutes ago, Got-Knifed! said:

I had 74 completed achievements, now it's 67. what

Yep. I've lost the Hitman achievement before and now I just never tried to get it back.  

1 hour ago, Got-Knifed! said:

I had 74 completed achievements, now it's 67. what

auto prestige? 

2 hours ago, Got-Knifed! said:

I had 74 completed achievements, now it's 67. what

data is all there is probably just a ui issue. will look into it.

W

I prestiged one achievement and the tracker didn't pick it up. still showing 0/200

+support

W update 

9 hours ago, aStonedPenguin said:

 

 

Meth Head Event:

• Job slots become unlimuted
• Instead of dying nearly instantly you have up to 10 seconds to live when outside the sewers
  • Excludes when you make it into spawn
• Killing Meth Heads during this event grants you $100 and 10 Karma
• Lasts 10 minutes
• Cost 1k Credits

 

 

FINALLLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big W

It removed 9 of my achievements 

😧

11 hours ago, aStonedPenguin said:

correct, its just another gun now.

this got me jailed thanks w update

Everytime I do something that involves an already completed achievement, it removes it as completed. so now I went from 74 to 56 completed achievements lol